oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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