Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Randomize
