Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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