He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
