Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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