I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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