CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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