I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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