her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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