I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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