Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's blow job season.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
