haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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