Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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