even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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