he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
