Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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