For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Someone signed my nipple.
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