I wish I could teleport
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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