So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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