Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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