he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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