idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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