We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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