He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Did I show you my penis last night?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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