Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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