Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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