wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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