the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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