If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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