Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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