STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
are you so shy because you have an std?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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