My room smells like vodka and shame
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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