Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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