it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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