dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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