a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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