just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I party with great urgency now.
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