mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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