Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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