I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
