He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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