So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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