I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Life is so much better after having sex.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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