Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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