I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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