I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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