Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I forget how to act sober
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