I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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