I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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