Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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