May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How naked do you want me to be?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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