found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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