fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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