Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it hurts more in the daytime
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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