I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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