Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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