dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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